Directions: Directions: After reading the passage below, fill in the blanks to make the passage coherent and grammatically correct. For the blanks with a given word, fill in each blank with the proper form of the given words: for the other blanks, use one word that best fits each blank.As a man who has already stepped into the tomb of love, I always have a feeling that it is my obligation to warn those guys who 【小题1】 (not; marry) so far or are about to do that of the danger involved in marriage. Those simple-minded men can easily get 【小题2】 “killed”, if they don’t know that comes with marriage.
Since I am a quick learner, it didn’t take me long to find out 【小题3】 a man needs to do to survive a marriage. Here are the 7 golden principles, which I would like to call “Marriage Survival Tips for Man”. Ready to take notes?
No.1: Anything 【小题4】 (request) by your wife should be doubtless taken as your priority in your to-do list. Whether it is to mop the floor or babysit your son, do it immediately and do it for life, idiot! Because the more times she has to ask you to do that, the 【小题5】 (patient) she will be.
No.2: Caution! Do not argue with your wife! 【小题6】 reasonable you think you are, you will always end up saying sorry to her Trust me. As a man, the last thing you want to do is to get into an argument with a woman. Women are not supposed 【小题7】 (reason) with. They are not designed that way. (Pardon me for being such a male chauvinist (直男炎). Deep down, I totally support feminism.) So unless you want to start a full-scale war you can never win, otherwise apologize to her the moment you two make eye contact.
No.3: Always give positive feedbacks 【小题8】 any questions raised by her. For example, if she wants to buy a pair of high-heels or a fancy coat, say yes! Of course, always saying yes will cost you a fortune but at least it can save your life! And 【小题9】 you are alive, money does grow on trees! But when the questions are related to her weight, stay with a simple life-saving rule: for God’s sake, she is not even a little bit fat! Calling her fat would be viewed as a horrible crime which deserves a death sentence!
No 4: Sorry man! I can’t make this up anymore. Her Majesty 【小题10】 (call) me again. I have to go now! Pray for me!