A dog entered a butcher's(肉贩)shop with a note in his mouth. The note read, “$10 of lamb chops (羊排),please.”
The butcher was very 【小题1】 (surprise). He took the money, put a bag of chops in the 【小题2】 (dog) mouth, and then he closed the shop 【小题3】 (quick). He followed the dog and watched him wait for a green light. Then the dog crossed the road to a bus stop. He checked the timetable and sat on the bench. When a bus arrived, the dog checked the number and got 【小题4】 it.
As the bus traveled out into the countryside, the dog enjoyed the scenery. After 【小题5】 while, he stood on his back paws (爪子)【小题6】 (push) the “stop” button. Then the butcher followed 【小题7】 (he) off.
The dog ran up to a house and dropped his bag on the ground. He went back down the path, took a big run, and 【小题8】 (throw) himself against the door. No answer. He repeated the action a few times. Then a big man opened the door 【小题9】 started complaining(抱怨) about the dog and beating him.
Seeing this, the butcher ran up and shouted at the man, “What are you doing? This dog is a genius!” The man replied, “Genius? No way! He has forgotten his key for the 【小题10】 (four) times this month!”