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Recently, a group of scientists decided to find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This is obviously a difficult task, as no two people really agree about what is funny and what is not — especially when they are from different countries.

Here is the joke which the experts decided was the funniest joke in the world:

Two hunters were out in the woods. One of them fell to the ground. He didn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes were closed. The other hunter took out his mobile phone and called the emergency services. “My friend is dead!” he cried to the operator. “What can I do?” The operator said, “Don’t worry. First, make sure he’s dead.” There was a silence, and then a shot was heard. Bang! The hunter’s voice came back on the line. He said, “OK, now what?”

This is perhaps amusing. Culturally, it depends on us knowing that often hunters are not considered to be very intelligent people, and that often they are quite violent. But perhaps this is not so all over the world. It’s also quite a black joke — a joke about something that isn’t really a funny subject. The experts also found the second funniest joke in the world. Here it is:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After dinner, they went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes woke up. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions of stars, Holmes,” replied Watson.

“And what do you infer from that?”

“Well, there are billions of stars... we are a small part of the universe.” “Watson, you idiot! (笨蛋)” he said. “Someone has stolen our tent!” I personally think this is better.

Can scientists in the end decide what is funny? Some things are much too complicated, even for scientists.

【小题1】What can we learn from the first paragraph?
A.Few jokes can make scientists laugh.
B.Only scientists can find out the funniest joke.
C.There are different jokes in different countries.
D.People hold different opinions about what is funny.
【小题2】What does the author think of the first joke?
A.It is not so funny as the experts thought.
B.It is really the funniest joke he has ever heard.
C.It can greatly affect readers’ attitudes toward hunters.
D.It shows that not all hunters are intelligent.
【小题3】What can affect a person’s understanding of a joke?
A.The person’s feeling.
B.The length of the joke.
C.The person’s cultural background.
D.The language that the teller uses.
【小题4】Which of the following is the best title for this text?
A.Uninteresting Jokes
B.Different Kinds of Jokes
C.The Funniest Joke in the World
D.Tips on How to Make Others Laugh
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This effect was even more obvious in older age group, with fast walkers over the age of 60 reducing their risk of death by a surprising 53 percent. Professor Emmanuel Stamatakis, who led the study, explained, “A fast pace is generally five to six kilometers per hour, but it really depends on a walker’s fitness levels; an alternatives indicator is to walk at a pace that makes you slightly out of breath or sweaty.”

In the study, the researchers looked at the results of 11 surveys from 1994 to 2008, in which participants recorded their walking pace, as well as age, sex and BMI. The analysis showed that walking at an average pace was associated with a 20 percent risk reduction for all-cause mortality(死亡率) compared with walking at a slow pace, while walking at a brisk or fast pace was associated with a risk reduction of 24 percent.

The researchers hope the findings will encourage the development of public health message about the benefits of walking pace. Professor Stamatakis added, “These analyses suggest that increasing walking pace may be a straightforward way for people to improve heart health and risk for premature mortality--- providing a simple message for public health campaigns to promote.

“Especially in situations when walking more isn’t possible due to time pressures or a less walking-friendly environment, walking faster may be a good option to get the heart rate up--- one that most people can easily add to their lives.”

【小题1】Who benefit most from walking fast?
A.Cancer sufferers.B.The elderly.
C.Those who have heart problems.D.Those who have high BMI.
【小题2】What decides how fast a person can walk according to Professor Stamatakis?
A.His/Her fitness levels.B.His/Her ages.
C.His/Her will.D.His/Her BMI.
【小题3】Why can walking fast reduce death rate?
A.Most people like doing it.B.It benefits the heart.
C.It reduces cancer mortality.D.Most people can do it easily.
【小题4】What is the main idea of the text?
A.Walking is easy exercise for people to do.
B.Walking has received little attention until now.
C.More and more people are walking fast for health.
D.A fast walking pace can benefit people’s health.

In the thick jungle of New Guinea is nature’s most amazing theater, a Carola’s parotia (天堂鸟) is showing off his red and yellow feathers in a display called a “butterfly dance.”

This brilliantly colored birds of paradise have developed over millions of years from ancient birds whose feathers were dark and boring in comparison. It seems to be a contradiction (矛盾) that such extreme feathers and colors could have been favored by the process of evolution. After all, these same brightly colored feathers that attract mates also make the birds much more noticeable to predators (捕食者). The answer lies in the safe environment in which the birds live, and a process of evolution known as sexual selection. Except for other pressures, birds of paradise begin to specialize in attracting mates. Over millions of years they have slowly undergone changes in their colors, feathers and other talents. Characteristics that made one bird more attractive than another were passed on and impove over time.

In the past, demand for the bird’s feathers resulted in a huge amount of hunting. At the peak of the trade in the early 1900s, 80,000 skins a year were exported from New Guinea to Europe ladies’ hats. Nowadays, few birds die for fashion or for traditional costumes: Ceremonial feathers are passed down from generation to generation. Although local people are still permitted to hunt the birds for traditional uses, they usually target older male birds, leaving younger males to continue breeding.

David Mitchell, a conservationist, is relying on the help of local villagers to record where the birds display and what they eat. He hopes to not only gather data, but also encourage protection of the birds’ habitat. The strategy seems to be working. For millions of years, these impressive birds have danced to find their mates. They will keep dancing for as long as the forest offers them stage.

【小题1】Why do the birds of paradise evlove the bright cholors?
A.To frighten away predators.B.To execise and clean bodies.
C.To show the possession of an area.D.To attract a mate’s attention.
【小题2】What caused so many birds of paradise die in the early 1900s?
A.Industrial development destroyed their habitat.B.A high demand for feathers to use in hats.
C.They were eaten by the predators.D.They got sick after inteactions with human.
【小题3】Why do local people continue to hunt birds of paradise?
A.To eat them.B.To protect smaller birds.
C.To make traditional costumes.D.To keep their numbers down.
【小题4】What can be a suitable title for the text?
A.Feathers of LoveB.Trouble in Paradise
C.An Amazing performanceD.The Protection of Birds of Paradise

Baby seabirds that have not yet hatched communicate with their siblings (兄弟姐妹) in neighboring eggs by vibrating (震动) their shells (蛋壳), scientists have discovered.

A study of yellow-legged gulls revealed one of the known examples of embryo-to-embryo communication. When exposed to the alarm calls of an adult bird responding to a dangerous predator, developing chicks apparently were able to convey the presence of danger to their nest mates by vibrating inside their eggs.

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It was found that the embryos in the shells responded to the external alarm calls by vibrating and sounding less, and that this message appeared to be passed on to the third nestmate. It was seen to copy the vibrations. It experienced genetic changes and had an increase in the production of stress hormones (荷尔蒙) as well.

“This kind of communication—embryo to embryo—can generate developmental changes that can have potential benefits to the birds after hatching,” said Noguera, the lead author of the study.

A rise in stress hormones makes birds more aware of their surroundings after hatching. When hatched chicks were exposed to alarm sounds, it was found that those who had listened to the noises previously in the eggs were quicker to run away and hide.

Noguera said the phenomenon was likely to occur in other bird species. His team now plans to investigate whether the chicks are able to pick up other clues about their external environment before hatching, such as how many other eggs are in the nest.

【小题1】What do the unhatched birds mean to do by vibrating shells?
A.Fight with a predator.B.Play with their nest mates.
C.Seek care from adult birds.D.Warn others of danger.
【小题2】What is Paragraph 3 mainly about?
A.The theoretical base of the experiment.B.The subjects of the experiment.
C.The process of the experiment.D.The findings of the experiment.
【小题3】What does the underlined word “It” in Paragraph 4 probably refer to?
A.The presence of danger.B.The external environment.
C.The third egg in the nest.D.The embryo-to-embryo communication.
【小题4】What’s the benefit of developing chicks’ sharing information?
A.It makes them mature earlier.B.It helps them adapt to life after hatching.
C.It allows them to develop physically.D.It strengthens bonds with their siblings.

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